Mystery

Something horrible and wrong has been happening the last few days here. Something so savage, so barbaric, that normal people won't even believe it.

Three days ago, a discovery was made in one of the showers stalls. Not just any shower stall, but the cleanest one with the hottest water. It was a... human turd. Why would a turd be in the shower? Who did this? Most people believed it was a local national, someone not familiar with what one is supposed to actually do in a shower versus in a bathroom. However, the plot thickens the next day...

The next morning, there's another one! How could it be? Is it a joke? No one knows...

And finally today, another one!! My personal theory is that it's a soldier. There's some really dirty people here, and it wouldn't surprise me if they were just lazy. It could be a local national, but they're the ones that have to clean it. So why would they do it? Hopefully, we'll solve this unsavory mystery soon. To be continued...