Grim

I want to devote this blog entry to the unsung hero of Afghanistan, Grim. It is said that his father was a the Gengis Khan's dog and his mother was Alexander the Great's dog. Why couldn't the British occupy Afghanistan? Grim. Why did the Russians leave Afghanistan? Grim.

I have personally seen Grim run off cats and hadjis alike. During mortar attacks, while all the humans run to the bunkers, Grim stays outside the headquarters and defends it from intruders. A mortar landed not 20 feet from him, and he didn't flinch. In fact, some witnesses said the mortar was actually headed for Grim, but got scared at the last minute and veered off course. When rockets come, he simply yawns and waits patiently, for rockets are just a source of iron for his diet.

There is talk that the Army is hoping of cloning this legendary creature. Unfortunately, attempts to extract his DNA have failed, because the needles break upon impact of his skin. For now, everyone here at Orgun-E simply hope he stays on our side...